Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Dear Grandma

Dear Grandma,

I pooped next to mom's side of the bed and she gave me her angry look. Then Mom got sad eyes and said something about canine dementia and poor old dog.
But that was before she found the garbage in the kitchen.

Mom says she knows I did it because Olive was in her crate. I guess I should have thought of that.

Olive does these things sometimes and they still think she is CUTE, so what's the big deal? Plus mom has had a lot of practice cleaningitup and she is RealGood at it.

I am sick of Olive. She won't share her toys, gets PUPPY CHOW, and keeps pestering me. She can't even open the door to let me out like Patsy did. 


p.s. I pooped in the guest room, too. Wait til mom finds that one!


Deb said...

God love ya Bumper! You can stay at my house till the heats off. . . . .

Dianne@sheepdreams said...

Uh oh!

Anonymous said...

Oh Kim, I missed this funny blog. Poor Ole Bumper. Tell him Olive will grow up soon and be just like an average dog...laying around all day too. He does know how to get attention though, doesn't he. Even though it is negative attention, it all works.

Carol L. said...

OK that didn't work properly. That previous comment was by me.