I was just asked if I qualify for the senior discount.
"Does 50 qualify?", I asked.
"55", the cashier answered.
That didn't make me feel any better. And yet I smiled and acted like it didn't really bother me that she asked so I wouldn't HURT HER FEELINGS.
Everybody better be nice to me for the rest of the day.
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