Homeland Security

Dear Mom,

The threat to Homeland Security is at Red Level. The kids will be home for summer vacation within the hour.

My summer plan is to severely restrict screen time. The Young Man and Lady will have to earn tv, computer, and electronic game privileges with exercise and reading. I am hoping boredom will have them seeking out ways to be creative, possibly developing a new hobby. Like vacuuming.


And because these things only happen when I am expecting company:


Seriously?????


Yeah. I really don't know what happened here. I was just putting the granola away. Total Cabinet Disintegration. So now I can add cabinet repair to my list of skills. NOT how I planned on spending my last hours of freedom before the after school party begins.
Love,
Kim